0 00:00:42,343 --> 00:00:45,471 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:02:38,688 --> 00:02:42,223 [Here is the town. A small world in a small world...] 2 00:02:42,442 --> 00:02:45,443 [... placed somewhere in the north of Italy.] 3 00:02:45,612 --> 00:02:48,317 [There it lies in that slice of rich, flat earth...] 4 00:02:48,531 --> 00:02:51,817 [... between the Po River and the Apennines.] 5 00:02:52,452 --> 00:02:54,943 [There is dense, freezing fog in the winter.] 6 00:02:55,121 --> 00:03:00,079 [In summer, a burning sun hammers down on the people's brains...] 7 00:03:00,418 --> 00:03:04,712 [... and irritates them. Political passions explode violently...] 8 00:03:05,382 --> 00:03:08,964 [... and the fight is hard, but men are always men...] 9 00:03:09,135 --> 00:03:12,754 [... and what happens here doesn't happen anywhere else.] 10 00:03:13,306 --> 00:03:16,509 [We are at the start of the summer of 1946.] 11 00:03:17,394 --> 00:03:21,854 [A few days ago, there was the election of a new Town Council...] 12 00:03:22,232 --> 00:03:25,316 [... and the Communists have gained the majority.] 13 00:03:33,201 --> 00:03:36,237 Jesus, do you see how far they've gone? 14 00:03:36,329 --> 00:03:41,075 One day they'll even get in here and trample our feet. 15 00:03:41,501 --> 00:03:45,415 Sunday, when I said what I thought of them from the pulpit... 16 00:03:45,755 --> 00:03:51,342 ...someone suddenly jumped from a bush and beat me with a stick. 17 00:03:51,594 --> 00:03:56,422 And you got him back. You're right, blessed are the peaceful. 18 00:03:58,351 --> 00:04:02,764 I was carrying a dozen eggs and I was trying to save them. 19 00:04:03,523 --> 00:04:08,600 It was dark and I couldn't see who it was but if I knew... 20 00:04:09,029 --> 00:04:12,861 You must pardon those who offend, that is the law. 21 00:04:13,241 --> 00:04:15,862 Just between us, a trampling is good for you. 22 00:04:16,161 --> 00:04:18,830 You'll learn not to do politics in my house. 23 00:04:18,997 --> 00:04:25,166 In your place, I'd have never allowed Peppone to be Mayor. 24 00:04:25,378 --> 00:04:29,210 None of the new councilmen know anything at all. 25 00:04:29,299 --> 00:04:31,706 The illiterate are directing town affairs. 26 00:04:31,801 --> 00:04:34,257 But you know they had no time for school. 27 00:04:34,346 --> 00:04:38,723 - Life is hard for those who work the fields. - Whose fault is that? 28 00:04:39,059 --> 00:04:42,143 It's the heart that counts, not the grammar. 29 00:04:42,437 --> 00:04:46,601 - Before you criticize, let them get to work. - Nobody can discuss... 30 00:04:48,568 --> 00:04:52,436 Listen to them now! I taught them music! 31 00:05:26,189 --> 00:05:29,938 Viva Peppone! Say it with me, "viva Peppone". 32 00:05:30,652 --> 00:05:31,980 Viva Peppone! 33 00:05:35,407 --> 00:05:39,072 Peppone! Say it with me, "viva Peppone". 34 00:05:39,244 --> 00:05:40,323 Viva Peppone! 35 00:05:56,594 --> 00:06:00,723 [This is Counselor Schiletti, the only one elected by the opposition.] 36 00:06:01,433 --> 00:06:05,265 [The other is Miss Cristina, the town's old teacher.] 37 00:06:05,812 --> 00:06:09,263 [She's 85 years old and lives on memories.] 38 00:06:09,733 --> 00:06:11,690 [These two have seen something from the window...] 39 00:06:11,776 --> 00:06:14,446 [... that is the end of the world for them.] 40 00:06:14,696 --> 00:06:21,030 [Will she wait to return home? No, she's not afraid. She knows everyone.] 41 00:06:21,661 --> 00:06:25,493 [And she has boxed all their ears at least once.] 42 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:33,162 Hello? Hello? Hello? 43 00:06:34,215 --> 00:06:38,379 You can hear nothing, turn up the volume! Everyone has to hear this! 44 00:06:39,262 --> 00:06:43,094 The final victory is near. Unite! 45 00:06:44,392 --> 00:06:49,220 Unite! There, that's better. 46 00:06:51,274 --> 00:06:56,613 You see that, Jesus? They aimed their trumpet against us. 47 00:06:56,988 --> 00:06:59,906 What can you do, Don Camillo? That's progress. 48 00:07:06,414 --> 00:07:08,371 Good day, Miss Cristina. 49 00:07:10,752 --> 00:07:14,702 - Who are you? - I'm Gina Filotti. Don't you remember me? 50 00:07:15,215 --> 00:07:15,914 Gina? 51 00:07:18,677 --> 00:07:24,797 Goodness! Now I have to look up to see you. I'm getting smaller. 52 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:30,011 - You haven't changed. - I have. Did you behave at boarding school? 53 00:07:30,230 --> 00:07:34,726 - Yes, Miss Cristina. - You're here on a terrible day. Look there. 54 00:07:34,901 --> 00:07:35,767 Comrades! 55 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:43,987 Before giving the podium to the comrade who came from the city... 56 00:07:48,123 --> 00:07:54,541 ...to celebrate our triumph for the people and democracy... 57 00:07:59,175 --> 00:08:01,501 ...I want to tell you great news. 58 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:07,808 We will soon begin building a Citizen's Center... 59 00:08:09,436 --> 00:08:12,187 ...which will have a library with books... 60 00:08:12,939 --> 00:08:17,731 ...a dance hall, a cinema and other cultural activities... 61 00:08:19,112 --> 00:08:22,861 ...a gymnasium for physical training and running track... 62 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:29,539 ...that will be your home! A Center for the people! 63 00:08:29,664 --> 00:08:32,499 Citizen's Center! Where will he get the money? 64 00:08:36,921 --> 00:08:39,459 Now I've given you the wonderful news... 65 00:08:40,634 --> 00:08:43,255 ...our delegate comrade will speak. 66 00:08:47,766 --> 00:08:50,850 Comrades, I'm here to congratulate myself... 67 00:08:51,895 --> 00:08:56,272 ...and Comrade Giuseppe Bottazzi, our friend Peppone... 68 00:08:56,483 --> 00:09:00,646 ...for the rousing victory over the enemies of the people! 69 00:09:01,446 --> 00:09:05,989 - Jesus, I'll make a march on Rome! - Stop. This doesn't concern you. 70 00:09:06,159 --> 00:09:08,828 Only in here can you do what you want. 71 00:09:10,121 --> 00:09:14,617 ...but strong and... - Here, I can? - Yes. This is your home. 72 00:09:14,709 --> 00:09:19,205 We'll crush the class that's exploiting us. 73 00:09:21,549 --> 00:09:24,087 You must stay within the law and we will... 74 00:09:27,097 --> 00:09:32,222 ...at the cost of nailing all enemies of the people to a wall! 75 00:09:34,646 --> 00:09:35,346 Meanwhile... 76 00:09:41,653 --> 00:09:44,689 - Who is that? - Don Camillo. - Make him be quiet! 77 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:48,691 You try, you'd have to aim a cannon at the bell tower. 78 00:09:49,119 --> 00:09:52,867 If he won't stop, we should shoot him in the tower window. 79 00:09:53,790 --> 00:09:58,286 You'd better kill him on the first shot, he'll shoot back. 80 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:02,669 Why is he stopping? Why is he letting them speak? 81 00:10:04,509 --> 00:10:09,301 Is he one of them? I've always said he was a Bolshevik priest. 82 00:10:09,639 --> 00:10:13,423 Isn't that Mariolino carrying the flag? 83 00:10:13,977 --> 00:10:17,476 Yes, it's him! He's redder than his father... 84 00:10:17,772 --> 00:10:21,770 ...standing on the platform. A nice family of criminals! 85 00:10:22,777 --> 00:10:25,066 Did you hear? 86 00:10:25,447 --> 00:10:29,776 We will no longer tolerate any attempts on our freedom of speech! 87 00:10:32,078 --> 00:10:34,913 Those who hide in the shadow of the Cross... 88 00:10:35,081 --> 00:10:37,751 ...and who seek to misguide the people... 89 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:42,244 ...are the same ones who betrayed Christ many centuries ago. 90 00:11:55,328 --> 00:12:00,037 They're attacking the Church! They must be stopped! I can't stay. 91 00:12:36,578 --> 00:12:38,405 Gina, it's you! 92 00:12:39,039 --> 00:12:41,790 You look great! Almost like a grown woman. 93 00:12:42,751 --> 00:12:45,123 What should I look like, a goat? 94 00:12:45,211 --> 00:12:48,663 You used to. I'm busy now, may I see you tonight? 95 00:12:48,757 --> 00:12:52,541 Go on, ugly! Go join your band of brigands! 96 00:12:52,969 --> 00:12:55,840 Better my brigands than your damned priests. 97 00:13:12,238 --> 00:13:16,106 Comrades, we have another comrade! 98 00:13:17,702 --> 00:13:20,656 Peppone! He's beautiful! He looks like you! 99 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:40,429 [Lf Don Camillo is ringing the bells, it's not to celebrate his victory.] 100 00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:44,681 [Lt is because he's happy for his old enemy, Peppone.] 101 00:13:45,063 --> 00:13:47,636 [Their struggle has gone on for years.] 102 00:13:47,816 --> 00:13:50,651 [They left for the war together and returned together...] 103 00:13:50,735 --> 00:13:53,024 [... always together and always enemies.] 104 00:13:53,488 --> 00:13:57,320 [One night an old abandoned house began to burn...] 105 00:13:57,492 --> 00:14:00,659 [... and the whole town watched dumbstruck as the stones burned...] 106 00:14:00,829 --> 00:14:04,079 [... which logic would tell you would not burn.] 107 00:14:07,919 --> 00:14:14,004 - Listen... - I want to know how that pile of rock is burning. 108 00:14:15,635 --> 00:14:19,300 - Stop, Don Camillo! Go back! - Why are you interfering? 109 00:14:19,389 --> 00:14:22,556 I'm not. It's silly to put yourself in danger. 110 00:14:22,642 --> 00:14:24,635 It's only rocks burning. 111 00:14:24,728 --> 00:14:27,053 It stinks of petrol. It could be... 112 00:14:29,232 --> 00:14:33,444 ...something else. - Like what? - I don't know anything. 113 00:14:33,903 --> 00:14:36,110 - Do you believe that... - I don't believe anything. 114 00:14:36,197 --> 00:14:39,364 You don't like your flock to see you get bravery lessons... 115 00:14:39,451 --> 00:14:41,277 ...from an old reactionary priest! 116 00:14:48,293 --> 00:14:49,870 - Stop! - Like hell! 117 00:14:50,045 --> 00:14:53,912 Go water your flowers. We'll see who's afraid. 118 00:14:54,591 --> 00:14:56,382 Stop, Don Camillo! 119 00:15:08,063 --> 00:15:10,684 It would have been better to let you go ahead. 120 00:15:11,191 --> 00:15:15,141 The world's most reactionary priest would have blown up. 121 00:15:15,236 --> 00:15:17,644 - I'd have stopped in time. - Why? 122 00:15:17,739 --> 00:15:20,859 I knew that in the cellar were 6 barrels of petrol... 123 00:15:20,950 --> 00:15:25,945 ...300 grenades, 95 rifles, 2 cases of ammunition, 7 machine guns... 124 00:15:26,164 --> 00:15:28,073 ...and 300 kilos of explosives. 125 00:15:29,459 --> 00:15:33,623 I inventoried your warehouse before I burned it. 126 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:41,675 - I should kill you. - Kill me? That won't be easy. 127 00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:48,885 You've actually done me a favor. 128 00:15:49,145 --> 00:15:51,815 That stuff was weighing on my conscience. 129 00:15:54,359 --> 00:15:58,902 You said there were 7 machine guns. There were 8. Who took the other one? 130 00:15:59,197 --> 00:16:02,483 I did. When the proletarian revolution begins... 131 00:16:02,701 --> 00:16:06,319 ...stay far away from my church. - I'll see you in hell. 132 00:16:07,372 --> 00:16:09,199 [This lasted for years.] 133 00:16:09,624 --> 00:16:13,918 [Lf Don Camillo couldn't stomach the blows received from an aggressor...] 134 00:16:14,337 --> 00:16:19,676 [... Peppone couldn't forget the way the cursed church bells...] 135 00:16:19,884 --> 00:16:22,292 [... had greeted his election.] 136 00:16:24,389 --> 00:16:28,173 [A few days later, Matuggia, the sacristan...] 137 00:16:41,781 --> 00:16:45,364 - What is it? Who's there? - I don't know. I think... 138 00:16:45,618 --> 00:16:48,110 - What do you think? - I saw... - Who? 139 00:16:48,204 --> 00:16:51,490 - Last night... - Who do you mean? - I saw Peppone leaving the church. 140 00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:55,913 The Mayor? That's how he's improving public places, eh? 141 00:16:56,171 --> 00:17:00,085 I asked him to fix the tower, but he's destroying it. 142 00:17:00,342 --> 00:17:05,502 - Why didn't you tell me? - I thought he'd come for confession. 143 00:17:05,722 --> 00:17:08,047 - Confession! - Yes. - Confession! - Yes. 144 00:17:08,224 --> 00:17:10,182 I'll give him confession alright! 145 00:17:21,363 --> 00:17:23,854 - Don Camillo, put that down. - What? 146 00:17:24,115 --> 00:17:29,240 - Put it down, it's an ugly thing. - It's made of poplar. It's light. 147 00:17:29,454 --> 00:17:32,740 Throw it away and don't think about Peppone. 148 00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:41,298 How can I forget him if you're sending his wife to me now? 149 00:17:45,762 --> 00:17:48,846 - What is it? - A baptism, Father. 150 00:17:57,107 --> 00:17:59,811 - Who's his mother? - I am! - Your husband is the father? 151 00:17:59,901 --> 00:18:03,352 Who should it be, you? 152 00:18:03,446 --> 00:18:07,610 - Why so angry? Doesn't your party practice free love? - Oh! 153 00:18:11,246 --> 00:18:14,412 - What will his name be? - Libero Antonio Lenin. 154 00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:18,623 Let the Russians baptize him. 155 00:18:20,964 --> 00:18:21,710 Let's go! 156 00:18:27,595 --> 00:18:29,884 I really gave it to those godless people. 157 00:18:29,973 --> 00:18:33,306 That was stupid. Call them back and baptize the baby. 158 00:18:33,393 --> 00:18:36,560 Jesus, you must keep in mind that baptism is no joke. 159 00:18:36,646 --> 00:18:40,430 Don't explain baptism to me, I invented it! 160 00:18:40,525 --> 00:18:43,194 The baby won't go to heaven if he dies. 161 00:18:43,278 --> 00:18:46,195 Why should he die? He's pink and healthy. 162 00:18:50,493 --> 00:18:53,281 I get it, I'm always wrong. I'll try to call them back. 163 00:18:56,875 --> 00:19:01,038 I'll leave when my son is baptized with the name I want. 164 00:19:02,047 --> 00:19:06,175 Town Hall is outside. This is a church. 165 00:19:36,206 --> 00:19:38,412 Careful, I have a delicate stomach. 166 00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:42,747 Do you remember that bullet I took in the war? No low blows. 167 00:19:43,088 --> 00:19:46,089 Don't worry, I'll get you only on the top floor. 168 00:20:07,696 --> 00:20:10,531 - What time is it? - Who knows? 169 00:20:17,789 --> 00:20:19,414 Alright, you win. 170 00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:22,999 That's for the baptism, that's for the grenades. 171 00:20:23,211 --> 00:20:26,046 - What grenades? - Don't play innocent. 172 00:20:26,256 --> 00:20:29,007 That's what you do. Destroy and burn. 173 00:20:29,217 --> 00:20:31,625 And you want to build a Citizen's Center! 174 00:20:38,643 --> 00:20:40,683 Be quiet, you little Bolshevik. 175 00:20:49,195 --> 00:20:52,695 Coochy-coochy-coo! He's smarter than his father. 176 00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:59,870 - Where are you getting the money for that building? - I'll find it. 177 00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:02,948 If we have a drought... 178 00:21:03,209 --> 00:21:06,080 ...you won't be able to buy the first brick. 179 00:21:06,171 --> 00:21:09,540 I know, I've been fighting for a city park for ten years. 180 00:21:09,632 --> 00:21:11,839 But you don't want it to cost anything. 181 00:21:12,427 --> 00:21:14,883 Well, shall we baptize this treasure? 182 00:21:24,648 --> 00:21:27,221 What are we going to call him? 183 00:21:28,401 --> 00:21:32,399 Libero Antonio Camillo. 184 00:21:33,698 --> 00:21:36,070 - Camillo as well? - Yes. 185 00:21:37,327 --> 00:21:39,734 If that's the case, you can add Lenin too. 186 00:21:40,121 --> 00:21:43,039 Camillo cancels out those other types. 187 00:21:50,048 --> 00:21:52,124 Show me the baby. 188 00:21:55,261 --> 00:21:59,591 [Ciro dell'Abbruciata, Mariolino's grandfather, is the godfather.] 189 00:22:01,142 --> 00:22:04,974 [The Abbruciata farm is as hard and bald as a squash.] 190 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,516 [Lf he planted dynamite, maybe it would grow.] 191 00:22:08,733 --> 00:22:12,648 [But Ciro and his son insist on planting grain.] 192 00:22:13,697 --> 00:22:15,321 Mariolino! 193 00:22:18,785 --> 00:22:22,236 [On the farm on the side belonging to Gina's family...] 194 00:22:22,497 --> 00:22:26,744 [... the earth is beautiful and only a caress is needed for grain to grow.] 195 00:22:27,168 --> 00:22:31,629 [Poverty and wealth, the sun and politics added...] 196 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,544 [... makes them detest each other.] 197 00:22:35,468 --> 00:22:39,217 [And so a wall was built to avoid trouble.] 198 00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:43,591 Are you crazy? My father will kill me if he sees us. 199 00:22:43,685 --> 00:22:47,268 Why didn't you come the other day? I waited until night. 200 00:22:47,439 --> 00:22:52,860 - You told me to go away. - It was nothing, I was angry. 201 00:22:56,114 --> 00:22:57,277 You're so handsome! 202 00:23:02,912 --> 00:23:04,870 You're getting a beard. 203 00:23:07,459 --> 00:23:11,753 - You were running, your skin is boiling. - No, I didn't run. 204 00:23:16,843 --> 00:23:19,595 It prickles. [There they are, Romeo and Juliet.] 205 00:23:19,846 --> 00:23:22,882 [When they were babies their families became enemies.] 206 00:23:22,974 --> 00:23:25,679 [At that time the wall hadn't yet been built.] 207 00:23:25,769 --> 00:23:28,770 [The slightest incident always complicated matters.] 208 00:23:29,648 --> 00:23:32,767 [The battle extended to the mothers and fathers...] 209 00:23:34,069 --> 00:23:36,061 [... then to the rest of the family...] 210 00:23:36,821 --> 00:23:38,232 [... and finally to the grandparents.] 211 00:23:40,867 --> 00:23:42,575 Your Peppone is a brigand! 212 00:23:42,661 --> 00:23:45,994 That priest of yours makes you want to turn Muslim. 213 00:23:46,081 --> 00:23:49,580 - You are a Muslim! Hypocrite! - Gina! 214 00:23:50,669 --> 00:23:54,369 My grandfather! He'll pull my hair out! See you tonight. 215 00:23:55,090 --> 00:23:57,663 - Gina! - See you this evening. - Here I am! 216 00:23:59,678 --> 00:24:00,673 Gina! 217 00:24:04,849 --> 00:24:08,053 - Where were you? - I went to see if the apples are ripe. 218 00:24:08,144 --> 00:24:11,513 Apples won't help with your exams. Go study! 219 00:24:15,026 --> 00:24:19,071 That old pig let his pigeons out again. 220 00:24:31,459 --> 00:24:34,164 Killer! Assassin! 221 00:24:35,588 --> 00:24:39,289 Do my pigeons bother you passing over your land? 222 00:24:39,801 --> 00:24:41,129 They block the sun! 223 00:24:41,428 --> 00:24:45,924 The sun wasn't made for old fools like you! 224 00:24:47,142 --> 00:24:50,308 If you shoot again, I'll set your hut on fire! 225 00:24:50,687 --> 00:24:53,854 I shoot at whatever passes over what's mine. 226 00:24:54,524 --> 00:24:58,438 Here's your pigeon, it's tough as iron. Take it! 227 00:24:58,778 --> 00:25:01,863 - Eat it! - You rotten old buzzard. 228 00:25:02,073 --> 00:25:05,158 - Eat it so it'll strangle you! - So you could cry over me! 229 00:25:05,452 --> 00:25:07,029 Rotten buzzard! 230 00:25:09,289 --> 00:25:11,827 [The pigeon didn't go to waste.] 231 00:25:12,208 --> 00:25:15,542 [Gina brought it to Miss Cristina who had a feast.] 232 00:25:17,297 --> 00:25:21,544 [Cristina had taught at the town school for 50 years.] 233 00:25:21,635 --> 00:25:24,885 [When she retired, the people...] 234 00:25:24,971 --> 00:25:28,672 [... had given her an alarm clock. So the old teacher sets the alarm...] 235 00:25:28,975 --> 00:25:32,724 [... and continues hoping for a pension from the government.] 236 00:25:42,030 --> 00:25:44,603 - Who is it? - Scartassini. 237 00:25:50,997 --> 00:25:52,575 Who are the others? 238 00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:57,666 Friends of mine. We have something important to say. 239 00:25:58,797 --> 00:25:59,710 Come in. 240 00:26:10,976 --> 00:26:14,510 - Well, what is it? - Something important happened. 241 00:26:14,771 --> 00:26:18,105 There were elections and the Reds won. 242 00:26:18,358 --> 00:26:20,516 The Reds are rotten people. 243 00:26:20,902 --> 00:26:23,737 - But, we're the Reds! - They're still rotten. 244 00:26:24,906 --> 00:26:27,777 We know what we want politically... 245 00:26:27,867 --> 00:26:29,659 ...and we really don't need anything... 246 00:26:29,744 --> 00:26:34,620 ...but when it comes to administration you need to write, answer reports... 247 00:26:36,042 --> 00:26:41,285 ...and you're the only one we can turn to, paid of course. 248 00:26:43,008 --> 00:26:43,921 You'll pay me? 249 00:26:46,177 --> 00:26:51,717 We can come from the fields every night and you can drill us. 250 00:26:52,017 --> 00:26:55,468 Look at the reports, correct our mistakes... 251 00:26:55,812 --> 00:27:00,604 It's too late for you. You should have studied long ago. 252 00:27:04,154 --> 00:27:08,816 We were sent to the fields instead of school. 253 00:27:09,117 --> 00:27:12,949 - The fault wasn't all ours. - Who are you? 254 00:27:13,663 --> 00:27:17,364 - Ah, Brusco dell'Abbruciata. - Yes. - The same brat as always. 255 00:27:18,209 --> 00:27:20,535 You're right, it wasn't your fault. 256 00:27:23,423 --> 00:27:24,205 Be seated! 257 00:27:26,343 --> 00:27:29,343 Has Giuseppino gotten all his teeth yet? 258 00:27:29,429 --> 00:27:31,422 He's about to be married! 259 00:27:32,390 --> 00:27:35,177 Is your sister-in-law still nasty, Luigi? 260 00:27:35,435 --> 00:27:37,973 She gets worse as she gets older. 261 00:27:42,233 --> 00:27:43,229 Get out! 262 00:27:45,070 --> 00:27:45,603 Me? 263 00:27:46,571 --> 00:27:48,896 You did me too many wrongs! 264 00:27:50,659 --> 00:27:52,450 But, you can't... 265 00:27:52,911 --> 00:27:57,205 This rascal came to school with pockets full of frogs. 266 00:27:57,707 --> 00:28:00,459 One day he came to school riding a cow! 267 00:28:00,627 --> 00:28:02,833 But he's the Mayor! 268 00:28:04,589 --> 00:28:07,543 Mayor or not, if you don't leave... 269 00:28:07,759 --> 00:28:12,385 ...I�ll cane you so hard, you'll go bald! Go away! 270 00:28:12,639 --> 00:28:15,391 I told you so, I played a few too many on her. 271 00:28:15,558 --> 00:28:17,516 You're never to step foot here again. 272 00:28:17,644 --> 00:28:20,313 Even if you become Minister of Education! 273 00:28:31,366 --> 00:28:32,908 Peppone is an ass. 274 00:28:50,343 --> 00:28:54,637 Peppone brought this to me to type. He wants 15 copies. 275 00:28:55,181 --> 00:28:58,550 Listen to this mess. First and last warning. 276 00:28:59,269 --> 00:29:03,053 Last night too a vicious anonymous hand wrote an offensive insult... 277 00:29:03,315 --> 00:29:05,106 ...on our daily message board. 278 00:29:05,525 --> 00:29:08,194 The hand of this slob has to calm down. 279 00:29:08,278 --> 00:29:10,484 He's exploiting our work to provoke us. 280 00:29:10,572 --> 00:29:14,155 If he don't stop, he'll be sorry when it's too late. 281 00:29:14,242 --> 00:29:16,033 Every patience has a limit. 282 00:29:16,911 --> 00:29:20,660 Section Secretary, Giuseppe Bottazzi, aka Peppone. 283 00:29:21,499 --> 00:29:24,915 What provocation? Do you know anything, Barchini? 284 00:29:25,253 --> 00:29:26,997 Don't you know anything? 285 00:29:27,172 --> 00:29:30,872 Every time they put up a poster it's full of blunders... 286 00:29:31,009 --> 00:29:34,793 ...someone always writes "Peppone is an ass" above it. 287 00:29:35,013 --> 00:29:39,260 Peppone is an ass, and when one is an ass and writes proclamations... 288 00:29:39,476 --> 00:29:43,343 ...we all see that he's an ass, true? 289 00:29:44,147 --> 00:29:47,730 It's natural. The people see and comment. 290 00:29:48,985 --> 00:29:54,406 I have to make the copies now. He wants them in the morning. 291 00:29:54,491 --> 00:29:56,068 Goodnight. 292 00:29:59,871 --> 00:30:02,789 - Peppone is an ass. - And what are you? 293 00:30:04,167 --> 00:30:06,575 What am I? I don't understand, Lord. 294 00:30:06,670 --> 00:30:09,754 Last night, when you went to buy the cigar... 295 00:30:09,839 --> 00:30:12,212 ...the one you still have half of in your pocket... 296 00:30:12,425 --> 00:30:15,925 ...didn't you perchance stop and read the message board? 297 00:30:16,221 --> 00:30:18,926 I didn't actually read it. I only glanced at it. 298 00:30:19,099 --> 00:30:21,934 And didn't you notice some strange writing? 299 00:30:22,727 --> 00:30:25,432 When I stopped there was nothing written there. 300 00:30:25,730 --> 00:30:29,728 - I'm being called to the sacristy, I think. - Don Camillo, wait! 301 00:30:30,443 --> 00:30:34,773 And when you left, did you notice anything strange there? 302 00:30:35,115 --> 00:30:39,362 Now that you mention it, there was something written in red pencil... 303 00:30:39,577 --> 00:30:43,492 ...on the bottom. They're waiting for me. 304 00:30:43,707 --> 00:30:49,211 Shame on you, ridiculing a man because he only reached third grade. 305 00:30:49,838 --> 00:30:55,378 The whole town is laughing at him. Listen to what you've done. 306 00:30:55,802 --> 00:30:57,510 Peppone is an ass. 307 00:30:59,389 --> 00:31:00,848 Peppone is an ass! 308 00:31:02,350 --> 00:31:05,802 - Peppone is an ass! - Peppone is an ass! 309 00:31:05,979 --> 00:31:07,473 Peppone is an ass! 310 00:31:08,606 --> 00:31:10,813 I didn't want that. What should I do? 311 00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:13,356 Who sins must do penance. 312 00:31:13,445 --> 00:31:17,941 - Blessed Mother. - Don't call on those who have nothing to do with it. 313 00:31:19,326 --> 00:31:22,659 - But she's still your mother! - Don Camillo! 314 00:31:24,331 --> 00:31:26,288 You judge me badly, Jesus. 315 00:31:27,042 --> 00:31:28,915 Here's my half cigar. 316 00:31:29,461 --> 00:31:32,664 You know I can't buy another all week. 317 00:31:32,756 --> 00:31:37,998 - Look at what I'll do. - Very good, I accept your penance. 318 00:31:39,512 --> 00:31:43,890 Get rid of the crumbs, you can smoke those in a pipe. 319 00:31:47,062 --> 00:31:50,478 - Good evening, Father. - Good evening, Mr. Mayor. 320 00:31:50,857 --> 00:31:55,685 Not Mayor, just a Christian. I've come to confess. 321 00:32:00,575 --> 00:32:05,700 God be with you. You have more need than anyone for His blessing. 322 00:32:06,373 --> 00:32:08,579 How long since your last confession? 323 00:32:10,752 --> 00:32:14,203 - It was in 1918. - 1918! 324 00:32:16,091 --> 00:32:20,420 You must have committed many sins with all your bad ideas. 325 00:32:20,679 --> 00:32:23,430 - Yes, many. - Come with me. 326 00:32:30,939 --> 00:32:33,774 [Peppone quickly told all...] 327 00:32:33,858 --> 00:32:37,441 [... but the most difficult to confess was his last sin.] 328 00:32:38,279 --> 00:32:40,568 Finally, it was me a month ago... 329 00:32:40,824 --> 00:32:43,611 ...when you were returning with the basket of eggs... 330 00:32:43,868 --> 00:32:46,442 ...who jumped on you with a stick. 331 00:32:50,125 --> 00:32:51,370 It was you! 332 00:32:52,210 --> 00:32:56,623 I didn't hit you as a minister of God, but as a political enemy. 333 00:33:05,056 --> 00:33:06,930 10 Our Fathers and 10 Hail Marys. 334 00:33:07,976 --> 00:33:09,933 Ego te absolvo a peccatis tuis. 335 00:33:10,312 --> 00:33:13,763 In nomine Patris et Filiis et Spiritu Sancti. Amen. 336 00:33:14,232 --> 00:33:14,896 Amen. 337 00:33:28,580 --> 00:33:33,206 - Jesus, I'll pulverize him! - No. I forgave him and so must you. 338 00:33:33,460 --> 00:33:37,540 Jesus, if I'm a good servant of God, let me break this candle on him. 339 00:33:37,797 --> 00:33:39,292 What's a candle? 340 00:33:39,507 --> 00:33:43,457 Your hands are for blessing, not for striking. 341 00:33:50,143 --> 00:33:54,852 My hands are made for blessing. How about my feet? 342 00:34:09,371 --> 00:34:15,124 Alright. We're even. But I haven't confessed everything. 343 00:34:16,127 --> 00:34:19,247 But I already gave you absolution, that's sacrilege. 344 00:34:19,464 --> 00:34:22,999 They're not exactly sins. Maybe just small errors. 345 00:34:23,385 --> 00:34:26,754 Shouldn't you correct your penitent's errors? 346 00:34:26,846 --> 00:34:29,717 - It's our duty. - Good, here it is. 347 00:34:33,103 --> 00:34:35,012 - Citizens! - Shh! 348 00:34:35,647 --> 00:34:37,972 Citizens, while we salute... 349 00:34:38,149 --> 00:34:41,601 ...the glorious affirmation of our list... 350 00:34:41,695 --> 00:34:44,186 I won't answer for my actions! 351 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,072 I'll answer, do your duty. 352 00:34:46,157 --> 00:34:48,316 Correcting Red propaganda?! 353 00:34:48,410 --> 00:34:52,454 You'll work on his spelling which has no political color. 354 00:34:52,747 --> 00:34:55,452 Come here with your literature. 355 00:35:00,171 --> 00:35:01,452 Here we are. 356 00:35:06,219 --> 00:35:10,299 Good. But there's one thing here... 357 00:35:11,349 --> 00:35:16,260 ...where I wrote: "We intend to enlarge the school building"... 358 00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:21,974 ...you wrote: "We intend to enlarge the school building..." 359 00:35:22,569 --> 00:35:25,938 "...and repair the church bell tower". Why? 360 00:35:26,573 --> 00:35:30,072 - It's a question of grammatical rules. - Ah! 361 00:35:34,039 --> 00:35:38,167 Lucky for your bell tower that you studied Latin. 362 00:35:38,376 --> 00:35:41,579 It dampens my hope of seeing it fall on your head. 363 00:35:41,838 --> 00:35:45,918 - We must kneel before God's will. Cheers. - Cheers. 364 00:35:49,262 --> 00:35:53,390 Oh, that rascal that's been writing on your posters... 365 00:35:53,558 --> 00:35:56,594 ...I think I know who it is. I'll tell him to stop. 366 00:35:56,811 --> 00:36:03,146 That would be a lot better for him. I kept the stick I used that night. 367 00:36:03,818 --> 00:36:06,985 - Goodnight, Father. - Goodnight, Mr. Mayor. 368 00:36:07,072 --> 00:36:10,523 - Is the Citizen's Center moving along? - It's coming along. 369 00:36:11,201 --> 00:36:15,245 Lord, they don't have enough to buy the first stone. 370 00:36:15,705 --> 00:36:18,659 Where did you get that cigar, Camillo? 371 00:36:18,833 --> 00:36:22,748 Peppone had two. I think I took it without asking him. 372 00:36:22,921 --> 00:36:26,124 You know he believes in equal distribution of wealth. 373 00:36:28,551 --> 00:36:31,671 [Don Camillo can go back to dreaming of his park now...] 374 00:36:31,763 --> 00:36:34,598 [... because he's convinced that Peppone was bluffing...] 375 00:36:34,849 --> 00:36:39,013 [... and that he really has no hope of building a Citizen's Center.] 376 00:36:51,825 --> 00:36:55,774 Our comrade Mayor asks our priest the honor of his presence... 377 00:36:55,870 --> 00:37:00,698 ...at the socialistic ceremony tomorrow morning in Piazza della Libert�. 378 00:37:02,794 --> 00:37:06,210 - What ceremony? - I don't know anything else. 379 00:37:06,673 --> 00:37:10,291 No, I won't go. Tell the comrade Mayor I don't want to hear... 380 00:37:10,552 --> 00:37:14,549 ...the usual stupidities against reactionaries and capitalists. 381 00:37:16,308 --> 00:37:20,056 It's not political. It's all patriotic in a social way. 382 00:37:20,270 --> 00:37:23,639 If you don't come, you don't understand democracy! 383 00:37:23,815 --> 00:37:28,027 - I'll be there. - He said to come in uniform and bring your tools. 384 00:37:28,236 --> 00:37:32,364 - What tools? - Your pail and brush so you can bless stuff. 385 00:37:32,699 --> 00:37:35,154 But, but... 386 00:37:37,871 --> 00:37:40,278 Socialistic ceremony indeed! 387 00:38:32,133 --> 00:38:34,920 Comrades and fellow citizens... 388 00:38:36,262 --> 00:38:40,046 ...I am happy to place the first stone in the Citizen's Center... 389 00:38:40,350 --> 00:38:43,351 ...soon to rise here in the heart of town... 390 00:38:44,354 --> 00:38:48,434 ...symbol of our will toward action and social progress. 391 00:39:16,052 --> 00:39:17,250 Amen. 392 00:39:22,225 --> 00:39:26,093 Our dear priest will honor us with his words. 393 00:39:29,983 --> 00:39:35,523 Dear friends, I would like to express all the joy I feel... 394 00:39:35,697 --> 00:39:38,270 ...and the recognition I owe to our Mayor... 395 00:39:38,450 --> 00:39:41,901 ...for inviting me to this ceremony. - Thank you. 396 00:39:58,219 --> 00:40:00,841 [Don Camillo lost sleep.] 397 00:40:01,222 --> 00:40:04,093 [How did Peppone find that money?] 398 00:40:04,309 --> 00:40:06,930 [Finally, he thought he'd guessed.] 399 00:40:08,605 --> 00:40:12,188 Do these hooves have the honor of being the Mayor's? 400 00:40:14,110 --> 00:40:17,360 Would you mind leaving a worker in peace? 401 00:40:17,530 --> 00:40:20,401 I wanted to congratulate you on the Citizen's Center. 402 00:40:20,617 --> 00:40:23,155 I didn't have time on Sunday, at public ceremonies... 403 00:40:23,244 --> 00:40:26,281 ...one can never say what one really thinks. 404 00:40:26,539 --> 00:40:30,751 - You can easily guess what they'd say. - Not all of it. 405 00:40:33,922 --> 00:40:36,757 Listen brigand, make your Citizen's Center smaller... 406 00:40:36,841 --> 00:40:40,506 ...it costs too much and there's a more urgent matter. 407 00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:45,015 - Have you lost your mind? - I'm perfectly all there. 408 00:40:45,809 --> 00:40:49,889 Do you remember when you were a Partisan? 409 00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:53,016 When you attacked that escaping enemy convoy? 410 00:40:53,108 --> 00:40:55,777 And that truck you captured... 411 00:40:55,986 --> 00:40:59,935 ...the one carrying spoils of war gold and the division's pay? 412 00:41:02,117 --> 00:41:07,324 And that day that you sent comrades Brusco and Smilzo... 413 00:41:07,706 --> 00:41:11,324 ...to take the truck and consign it to the authorities? 414 00:41:12,335 --> 00:41:15,206 Poor guys! Remember how they returned? 415 00:41:16,047 --> 00:41:22,797 On foot... and in bad condition. Three tanks had attacked them! 416 00:41:23,305 --> 00:41:26,508 - And goodbye truck full of gold. - What are you insinuating? 417 00:41:27,434 --> 00:41:32,345 Nothing. Just that tonight I dreamed there were no tanks... 418 00:41:32,564 --> 00:41:36,893 ...and the truck was never lost. - You never change! 419 00:41:37,736 --> 00:41:42,029 - You always try to dishonor us! - Don't yell, you could burst a vein. 420 00:41:51,583 --> 00:41:55,627 - Poor Peppone, your memory is gone. Try to remember. - Oh! 421 00:42:11,019 --> 00:42:14,103 This is a fully legal receipt and statement. 422 00:42:14,356 --> 00:42:18,104 With the capture of that truck, we earned ten million lire. 423 00:42:18,526 --> 00:42:22,571 It was entirely spent on the people. No one touched a cent. 424 00:42:22,781 --> 00:42:27,158 - If someone has anything to say, I can fix them. - So can I. 425 00:42:31,956 --> 00:42:34,874 Priest, I don't think there's reason to fight. 426 00:42:35,669 --> 00:42:42,003 I don't either, we agree. 10 million gained for the people... 427 00:42:42,425 --> 00:42:44,963 ...that is, 7 million for the Center... 428 00:42:45,136 --> 00:42:48,719 ...and 3 million for a park for the people's children. 429 00:42:48,932 --> 00:42:50,889 Sinite parvulos venire ad me. 430 00:42:51,101 --> 00:42:54,885 7 million plus 3 equals 10 million. 431 00:42:55,105 --> 00:42:57,097 I only ask what is due to me. 432 00:43:01,319 --> 00:43:04,356 [And in his turn, Don Camillo placed the first stone...] 433 00:43:04,489 --> 00:43:06,612 [... in his famous city park.] 434 00:43:07,450 --> 00:43:11,946 [But the two building sites in town couldn't give work to everyone.] 435 00:43:13,039 --> 00:43:14,866 [Poverty was great.] 436 00:43:15,417 --> 00:43:18,750 [The workers expected Peppone to relieve their problem.] 437 00:43:19,796 --> 00:43:23,130 [He called together the richest landowners in Town Hall...] 438 00:43:23,216 --> 00:43:25,458 [... but they hid behind the law.] 439 00:43:25,552 --> 00:43:28,755 [They said it wasn't their fault things were going badly.] 440 00:43:29,389 --> 00:43:31,547 And the bridge we're building over the ditch? 441 00:43:31,641 --> 00:43:34,678 And the 5 kilometer irrigation canal? 442 00:43:34,769 --> 00:43:38,138 There's work for everyone but the town has no money. 443 00:43:39,316 --> 00:43:44,392 This is what I've decided to do: A land tax of 1,000 lire... 444 00:43:44,612 --> 00:43:47,981 ...to finance the work. If you agree, it's OK. 445 00:43:48,074 --> 00:43:50,744 If you don't agree, you'll have to deal with the hungry people. 446 00:43:51,745 --> 00:43:54,911 [1,000 lire was a hefty sum.] 447 00:43:55,165 --> 00:43:58,534 [Lt was the same as a million for old Filotti.] 448 00:43:59,210 --> 00:44:02,295 [His refusal to pay...] 449 00:44:02,380 --> 00:44:04,705 [... provoked the others into agreement.] 450 00:44:10,013 --> 00:44:13,880 Then I'll have to order a farm worker's strike. 451 00:44:14,934 --> 00:44:17,223 We'll see who'll work your land. 452 00:44:19,230 --> 00:44:22,599 [Work stopped on all the land in town.] 453 00:44:27,447 --> 00:44:30,116 [One day, the bellowing of Filotti's cows...] 454 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,987 [... could be heard for a kilometer. The strike picketers...] 455 00:44:33,078 --> 00:44:35,829 [... stopped everyone from feeding and milking the livestock.] 456 00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:38,908 Hey! 457 00:44:41,961 --> 00:44:42,661 Where are you going? 458 00:44:42,879 --> 00:44:46,711 To milk my cows and feed them. I have that right, no? 459 00:44:47,092 --> 00:44:50,543 It's not worth it. The picket guard won't let you. 460 00:44:51,012 --> 00:44:53,966 You're proud of what you do, pleased with yourself. 461 00:44:54,182 --> 00:44:56,554 It's cruel to those animals. 462 00:44:56,810 --> 00:45:01,104 Their udders are hard as rocks with days milk. Shame on you! 463 00:45:01,606 --> 00:45:04,809 Castaldi's wife has no milk either. 464 00:45:04,901 --> 00:45:07,985 She can't nurse since her husband lost his job. 465 00:45:08,071 --> 00:45:11,689 They had to put the baby in a charity home. 466 00:45:13,451 --> 00:45:15,076 And she's not the only hungry one. 467 00:45:15,620 --> 00:45:19,618 There's no other way. If the cows have to die, they will! 468 00:45:22,419 --> 00:45:29,417 Do you think there is any place on earth where people can be peaceful? 469 00:45:30,010 --> 00:45:32,335 There must be, I'm sure of it. 470 00:45:33,596 --> 00:45:36,004 Or life wouldn't be worth living. 471 00:45:41,104 --> 00:45:43,013 Hey, you! Stop! 472 00:45:49,279 --> 00:45:53,608 - Where are you going? - Be careful with that thing. 473 00:45:55,076 --> 00:45:57,283 It's forbidden to go further. 474 00:45:57,370 --> 00:46:01,617 I have to. Listen to my cow, she's calving. 475 00:46:01,916 --> 00:46:08,251 She'll die without my help. I have to go, that calf is being born today. 476 00:46:10,258 --> 00:46:14,338 Gisella's son says Gigiotti's grapes are rotting. 477 00:46:14,554 --> 00:46:17,804 I know, Brusco told my husband. 478 00:46:18,058 --> 00:46:22,186 Peppone's doubling the picketers with city people. 479 00:46:22,479 --> 00:46:25,982 - They're bringing machine guns! - This is bad! 480 00:46:25,982 --> 00:46:30,027 - They wouldn't let him in. Mariolino wanted to shoot him. - Oh! 481 00:46:30,111 --> 00:46:33,065 - Shoot whom? - Giacomo, Filotti's old cowman. 482 00:46:33,156 --> 00:46:35,908 The red cow who's calving is going to die! 483 00:46:36,076 --> 00:46:40,536 And so are the others with udders like that and nothing in their bellies! 484 00:46:40,997 --> 00:46:43,868 - Jesus, there has to be a limit! - What scoundrels! 485 00:46:43,958 --> 00:46:46,628 - May God punish them! - Send them all to hell! 486 00:46:46,711 --> 00:46:51,207 Quiet, you old madwomen! The selfish, stubborn owners are responsible too. 487 00:46:51,424 --> 00:46:54,876 May God send Filotti and his peers to hell with no pity! 488 00:46:57,806 --> 00:47:00,972 Pardon me, Jesus, I believe I'm angry. 489 00:47:01,768 --> 00:47:04,769 You won't send anyone to hell. 490 00:47:06,272 --> 00:47:08,810 But letting them die like this is stupid! 491 00:47:11,987 --> 00:47:13,315 - Ah! - Jesus! 492 00:47:13,822 --> 00:47:15,731 - Let's go! - Let's go away! 493 00:47:44,311 --> 00:47:47,976 Lord, don't let anyone jump on me on the other side. 494 00:48:14,132 --> 00:48:14,914 Who's there? 495 00:48:17,594 --> 00:48:19,302 Answer or I'll shoot. 496 00:48:21,348 --> 00:48:23,554 Careful, or I'll shoot back. 497 00:48:23,808 --> 00:48:27,177 You're involved in this too, it seemed strange. 498 00:48:27,312 --> 00:48:28,771 Hear that music? 499 00:48:29,439 --> 00:48:31,681 If those cows die, you'll have more jobless. 500 00:48:31,775 --> 00:48:35,357 That's the curse of farm towns. In the city... 501 00:48:35,612 --> 00:48:38,648 ...they only have to close the shops. Machines don't need milking. 502 00:48:38,740 --> 00:48:42,572 - And you can't put a dead cow back on its legs. - Stay here. 503 00:48:42,661 --> 00:48:46,112 Stop or I'll turn you into a sieve. 504 00:48:46,206 --> 00:48:49,705 Peppone's stubborn as a mule, but he won't shoot... 505 00:48:49,793 --> 00:48:51,832 ...a priest obeying God's word in his back. 506 00:48:59,094 --> 00:49:00,042 Who's there? 507 00:49:00,637 --> 00:49:05,631 Stop that, it's me, Peppone. Go take a walk, it'll wake you up. 508 00:49:13,525 --> 00:49:16,609 You want to turn this beautiful stall into a cemetery? 509 00:49:16,695 --> 00:49:18,604 Hurry up, go in there! 510 00:49:22,909 --> 00:49:26,823 I'll take care of the red cow. You get the hay to them. 511 00:49:27,789 --> 00:49:31,075 - We'll milk them later... - Shut up! - I won't shut up! 512 00:50:39,152 --> 00:50:42,402 [They worked like mules. And when it was done...] 513 00:51:01,925 --> 00:51:04,214 [... it was necessary to wait for night.] 514 00:51:09,140 --> 00:51:10,599 Jack, cavalier and king! 515 00:51:12,435 --> 00:51:16,563 - I'm so hungry I could eat a bishop! - They're hard to digest. 516 00:51:20,151 --> 00:51:21,100 To your health! 517 00:51:29,494 --> 00:51:33,361 - They're not bellowing. - They must be dying. 518 00:51:40,255 --> 00:51:42,212 They'll all die. 519 00:51:43,675 --> 00:51:49,429 - Hey! Go to town and buy 50 liters of disinfectant. - OK. 520 00:51:50,056 --> 00:51:53,674 Others will die before I do. 521 00:51:53,810 --> 00:51:56,266 [When God willed, the strike ended...] 522 00:51:56,354 --> 00:51:59,225 [... and life returned to the fields.] 523 00:52:00,025 --> 00:52:03,440 [The city strikers arrived when it was all over.] 524 00:52:06,323 --> 00:52:07,733 What about the strike? 525 00:52:08,033 --> 00:52:12,161 - It's over. - Over? What did we come here for? 526 00:52:12,912 --> 00:52:18,951 Red flag, red flag... 527 00:52:21,671 --> 00:52:25,716 [It was hot, so there was only one thing for them to do:] 528 00:52:26,343 --> 00:52:27,541 [... have a good drink.] 529 00:52:34,225 --> 00:52:36,633 Look, there's a priest racing! 530 00:52:42,734 --> 00:52:44,228 Hey, Bartali! 531 00:52:45,528 --> 00:52:47,272 Hey, you speed merchant! 532 00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:50,113 Careful of your skirt! 533 00:53:28,446 --> 00:53:32,195 We agree that the city boys didn't behave well... 534 00:53:32,450 --> 00:53:35,902 ...but he pulverized 15 of them. - 15! 535 00:53:36,121 --> 00:53:39,287 Excellency, you must admit the town cannot have this. 536 00:53:40,166 --> 00:53:45,243 - A priest shouldn't behave like a steamroller. - I understand. 537 00:53:46,256 --> 00:53:48,628 I see he is a danger to the town. 538 00:53:48,883 --> 00:53:53,795 A change of parish priests is inevitable. Excuse me. 539 00:54:01,187 --> 00:54:03,725 - We'll send you Don Pietro. - Don Pietro? 540 00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:07,641 That young man you saw. He won't bother you. 541 00:54:08,194 --> 00:54:10,864 - That half pint? - Mr. Mayor! 542 00:54:11,114 --> 00:54:15,575 Pardon, but if I punch that little priest, I'll send him flying meters. 543 00:54:15,910 --> 00:54:19,611 If I punch Don Camillo, he doesn't move a centimeter. 544 00:54:19,998 --> 00:54:22,240 Why do you have to punch him? 545 00:54:22,542 --> 00:54:24,998 That little priest is church material. 546 00:54:25,170 --> 00:54:30,591 Once you get him robed, he must look like a coat rack wearing a cape. 547 00:54:31,343 --> 00:54:35,636 Do you measure a priest's worth in size and weight? 548 00:54:36,473 --> 00:54:38,845 No, we're not savages... 549 00:54:38,933 --> 00:54:41,555 ...but the eye needs its share too. 550 00:54:41,770 --> 00:54:45,637 - What we mean is... - Shut up. What we mean is... 551 00:54:46,149 --> 00:54:51,440 ...we don't want Don Camillo taken away, but to make him stay in his place... 552 00:54:51,738 --> 00:54:55,783 ...make him stop doing politics and to mind his own business. 553 00:54:55,950 --> 00:54:57,742 A brain washing, so to speak. 554 00:54:58,244 --> 00:55:03,405 - Alright, I think you deserve that. - Thank you, Excellency. 555 00:55:04,334 --> 00:55:09,162 Church pews weren't enough? Now you throw tables too. 556 00:55:09,714 --> 00:55:13,712 - In a moment of weakness, I... - I know... 557 00:55:13,843 --> 00:55:16,844 ...but a man of God preaches love and kindness... 558 00:55:17,013 --> 00:55:22,933 ...and does not throw tables on his neighbor's heads. For shame! 559 00:55:23,770 --> 00:55:29,274 Don't try to tell me you were alone! You prepared an ambush, right? 560 00:55:29,901 --> 00:55:33,021 One man can't beat fifteen others. 561 00:55:33,780 --> 00:55:38,691 Excellency, I was alone, I swear it. The table dropped on them and... 562 00:55:39,411 --> 00:55:43,408 - It was like that one. - Like that one? 563 00:55:49,295 --> 00:55:53,079 - Go on, lift it! - What? - Lift it! 564 00:55:53,717 --> 00:55:59,007 It's time to show what you can do. If you're telling the truth, prove it! 565 00:56:00,807 --> 00:56:01,471 Come on! 566 00:56:10,942 --> 00:56:11,724 Throw it! 567 00:56:13,236 --> 00:56:14,896 - What do you mean? - Throw it! 568 00:56:26,124 --> 00:56:32,162 My poor Don Camillo, you will never be a bishop. 569 00:56:33,006 --> 00:56:35,675 Excellency, are you hurt? 570 00:56:35,759 --> 00:56:39,258 No, nothing happened. It was me. 571 00:56:39,804 --> 00:56:44,016 Don Camillo made me angry and I lost my temper. 572 00:56:44,768 --> 00:56:47,722 [Don Camillo got a pardon and a promise...] 573 00:56:47,812 --> 00:56:51,098 [... that the Bishop would come and inaugurate his park.] 574 00:56:51,941 --> 00:56:55,227 [The Citizen's Center slowly rose.] 575 00:56:57,322 --> 00:57:02,233 - Is the arch-priest looking for something? - I was passing by... 576 00:57:02,911 --> 00:57:06,611 This Center isn't going up so fast, Mr. Mayor! 577 00:57:06,706 --> 00:57:09,078 It's a Center, not a dirigible! 578 00:57:09,834 --> 00:57:14,792 - I'll inaugurate it in three weeks. - Inaugurate what? - The city park. 579 00:57:15,173 --> 00:57:17,331 You haven't even started... 580 00:57:17,425 --> 00:57:19,169 ...work on that swamp. 581 00:57:19,260 --> 00:57:22,961 - You're spying on me! - No, I'm just observing. 582 00:57:23,181 --> 00:57:27,179 Then you know the ball field is ready to inaugurate. 583 00:57:27,686 --> 00:57:31,897 - What is this, monthly payments? - Aren't you inaugurating this hut? 584 00:57:33,858 --> 00:57:37,310 Don't get angry, I am not having inauguration ceremonies. 585 00:57:37,696 --> 00:57:40,946 I came to propose a soccer match... 586 00:57:41,282 --> 00:57:43,738 ...between your "Dynamos" and my "Braves". 587 00:57:43,952 --> 00:57:46,953 Do you want to open your field with a defeat? 588 00:57:47,414 --> 00:57:48,908 Do you agree? 589 00:57:49,290 --> 00:57:52,825 I agree. You'd better train your little girls. 590 00:57:55,088 --> 00:57:58,042 Will you come to the procession, Mr. Mayor? 591 00:57:59,092 --> 00:58:02,757 I've never missed a blessing of the river. 592 00:58:03,430 --> 00:58:07,593 I'll be there with the whole Party section waving a flag. 593 00:58:08,268 --> 00:58:12,645 - Not your flag! - Why, does red hurt your eyes? 594 00:58:13,023 --> 00:58:17,519 This is a religious, not a political procession. 595 00:58:17,902 --> 00:58:22,031 - Come without the flag or don't come. - You're not II Duce. 596 00:58:22,198 --> 00:58:24,524 Look at what I do to dictators. 597 00:58:26,995 --> 00:58:30,494 Careful, you'll demolish your Center that way. 598 00:58:31,541 --> 00:58:34,114 [Because he could not come with his flag...] 599 00:58:34,210 --> 00:58:37,046 [... Peppone decided to boycott the procession.] 600 00:58:37,505 --> 00:58:40,590 [The town was warned that whoever valued his skin...] 601 00:58:40,759 --> 00:58:42,798 [... should not go.] 602 00:58:42,886 --> 00:58:44,925 They're capable of throwing a bomb! 603 00:58:45,013 --> 00:58:47,420 The procession should be cancelled. 604 00:58:47,515 --> 00:58:49,804 Do as you wish, I don't care. 605 00:58:51,645 --> 00:58:52,759 What's going on? 606 00:58:54,689 --> 00:58:57,939 I think we'd better go home. 607 00:58:58,026 --> 00:59:01,276 - Goodbye, Father. - Goodbye, Father. 608 00:59:01,363 --> 00:59:02,821 Goodbye, Don Camillo. 609 00:59:10,914 --> 00:59:11,910 Go home... 610 00:59:13,124 --> 00:59:15,081 ...this is none of your business. 611 00:59:21,216 --> 00:59:23,339 Well, are we going, Don Camillo? 612 00:59:23,635 --> 00:59:28,511 The river must be beautiful in this sunshine. I'd really like to see it. 613 00:59:28,807 --> 00:59:30,005 Let's go, Lord. 614 00:59:34,354 --> 00:59:37,189 They could have made this cross a bit lighter. 615 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,441 Tell me, I had to haul it up a hill... 616 00:59:40,694 --> 00:59:42,437 ...and I don't have your back. 617 01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:02,339 Get lost! 618 01:00:07,554 --> 01:00:11,468 - Get lost! - Leave him alone, this way Peppone can't say... 619 01:00:11,683 --> 01:00:14,553 ...that not even a dog came to the procession. 620 01:01:12,869 --> 01:01:15,621 Jesus, hold on tight, we're going to fight. 621 01:01:32,222 --> 01:01:34,973 I'm not moving aside for you, but for Him. 622 01:01:36,434 --> 01:01:38,427 Then take off your hat. 623 01:02:20,562 --> 01:02:23,516 Jesus, if the few honest homes in this filthy town... 624 01:02:23,732 --> 01:02:27,895 ...could float like Noah's Ark, I'd say, "Make the river..." 625 01:02:27,986 --> 01:02:31,022 "...overflow its banks and drown this town". 626 01:02:31,114 --> 01:02:34,697 "But, as the honest people live in the same homes as the criminals..." 627 01:02:34,784 --> 01:02:37,655 "...you can't punish everyone because of Peppone..." 628 01:02:37,746 --> 01:02:40,118 "...and his godless and lawless gang". 629 01:02:40,206 --> 01:02:44,156 So I pray you save them from flood and bring prosperity. Amen. 630 01:02:44,502 --> 01:02:45,582 Amen! 631 01:03:03,730 --> 01:03:06,684 [Lt was necessary for Jesus to guard the river's calm.] 632 01:03:06,858 --> 01:03:10,725 [When angered, it caused grave damages.] 633 01:03:11,154 --> 01:03:15,199 [A hat was found here once in a hollow.] 634 01:03:16,034 --> 01:03:19,699 [The river had drowned it along with the sacristan.] 635 01:03:20,664 --> 01:03:23,581 [The sacristan was Miss Cristina's grandfather...] 636 01:03:23,875 --> 01:03:25,868 [... and so, on every anniversary...] 637 01:03:44,437 --> 01:03:47,142 You'll leave the family when you teach. 638 01:03:47,232 --> 01:03:48,892 You may even leave this town. 639 01:03:49,234 --> 01:03:52,069 I'll work where you are and we'll marry. 640 01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:55,903 When I'm a teacher... Why not when I have white hair? 641 01:03:56,825 --> 01:03:58,782 Aren't 2 years too long? 642 01:03:59,828 --> 01:04:05,118 Two years, a hundred years... You can wait, right? Is that how you love me? 643 01:04:05,834 --> 01:04:07,910 I don't want you to cry. 644 01:04:08,336 --> 01:04:11,752 And all this time, we've had to see each other secretly. 645 01:04:12,507 --> 01:04:16,374 If we're caught, your nasty father will break your head. 646 01:04:16,594 --> 01:04:19,928 And your dirty grandfather will close you in a convent! 647 01:04:20,015 --> 01:04:21,972 If he did, I'd burn the convent! 648 01:04:22,058 --> 01:04:25,012 That's the best way to accommodate things. 649 01:04:25,145 --> 01:04:26,259 Miss Cristina! 650 01:04:30,233 --> 01:04:33,851 - We're so unhappy. - You're mostly stupid! 651 01:04:33,945 --> 01:04:37,729 Did you have to choose a convent burner? 652 01:04:37,824 --> 01:04:41,608 And couldn't you choose one of the crazies in your gang? 653 01:04:42,412 --> 01:04:46,741 We didn't choose, we found each other. 654 01:04:47,208 --> 01:04:49,782 You're not only stupid, you're unlucky. 655 01:04:52,047 --> 01:04:53,956 Help us, Miss Cristina. 656 01:04:59,179 --> 01:05:02,049 - Did you hear the bell? - What bell? 657 01:05:02,766 --> 01:05:05,885 The one in the submerged church. 658 01:05:06,853 --> 01:05:09,142 It brings bad luck. 659 01:05:09,314 --> 01:05:11,520 Does a future teacher believe such nonsense? 660 01:05:11,816 --> 01:05:15,814 - I didn't think you were backwards. - I'm not backwards! 661 01:05:16,112 --> 01:05:19,861 Tell him, Miss Cristina, tell this fool it's true. 662 01:05:21,701 --> 01:05:25,781 It rang when Tolli drowned in '86. 663 01:05:26,748 --> 01:05:31,825 It rang when the girl jumped from the bridge in '94. 664 01:05:32,337 --> 01:05:35,836 - The last time was in 1912... - Listen! 665 01:05:41,179 --> 01:05:44,180 It's thunder! Can't you see the clouds? 666 01:05:44,766 --> 01:05:45,300 Do you think so? 667 01:05:47,686 --> 01:05:50,307 This silly boy is right this time. 668 01:05:50,981 --> 01:05:52,807 Are those filthy pants... 669 01:05:52,899 --> 01:05:57,276 ...the new political way of showing legs? - I'm playing soccer! 670 01:05:57,696 --> 01:06:01,859 The game! Who knows what will be now? See you later, Gina. 671 01:06:02,701 --> 01:06:04,574 Goodbye, Miss Cristina. 672 01:06:08,415 --> 01:06:09,992 He's not a bad boy. 673 01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:14,712 I'll speak to his father and your grandfather. 674 01:06:14,879 --> 01:06:18,711 If they insist, I'll give them a good caning. These old idiots deserve it! 675 01:06:25,557 --> 01:06:29,008 We want the game! We want the game! 676 01:06:51,666 --> 01:06:53,873 - Where were you? - I... - Shut up! 677 01:06:54,002 --> 01:06:55,994 We'll talk after the game. 678 01:06:58,214 --> 01:06:59,210 Attention! 679 01:07:03,386 --> 01:07:04,928 I only want to say one thing. 680 01:07:06,181 --> 01:07:08,754 You're playing against the reactionary team. 681 01:07:09,559 --> 01:07:14,684 You have to win or I'll break your heads! 682 01:07:16,066 --> 01:07:16,848 Attention! 683 01:07:17,734 --> 01:07:21,020 My dear boys, listen well. I make no threats... 684 01:07:21,237 --> 01:07:24,274 ...but if there is one among you, some brigand who doesn't fight... 685 01:07:24,366 --> 01:07:28,659 ...to the last drop of blood I'll pulverize your behinds. 686 01:07:51,142 --> 01:07:53,894 I am strictly neutral politically. 687 01:07:54,104 --> 01:07:57,021 I have never been political in my life. 688 01:07:57,482 --> 01:08:00,816 You may all count on my impartiality. 689 01:08:01,695 --> 01:08:06,819 I beg you to remember that only sport is done here. 690 01:08:07,534 --> 01:08:09,158 We are not in Town Hall. 691 01:08:36,146 --> 01:08:38,185 If there's no corruption, we'll win. 692 01:08:39,524 --> 01:08:42,062 - Where were you? - At Aunt Marisa's. 693 01:08:47,574 --> 01:08:48,902 No! Dammit! 694 01:09:13,350 --> 01:09:14,180 Goal! 695 01:09:17,562 --> 01:09:19,887 That can't be a goal! 696 01:09:20,398 --> 01:09:24,443 That's the result of your propaganda! 697 01:09:25,904 --> 01:09:29,024 [At the end of the first half there were no dead...] 698 01:09:29,115 --> 01:09:31,322 [... on the field or in the stands.] 699 01:09:31,618 --> 01:09:34,619 [Don Camillo's team had scored two goals...] 700 01:09:35,038 --> 01:09:37,114 [... and hoped to win two to one.] 701 01:09:38,291 --> 01:09:41,245 If you don't score in the first five minutes... 702 01:09:41,378 --> 01:09:44,544 ...I�ll rip out your gut and wrap it around your neck! 703 01:10:15,996 --> 01:10:16,612 Goal! 704 01:10:24,796 --> 01:10:27,916 I knew it would end like this! Don't be upset! 705 01:10:34,973 --> 01:10:39,053 [A few minutes from the end, the teams were even.] 706 01:10:43,106 --> 01:10:43,640 Hey! 707 01:11:07,422 --> 01:11:08,453 Referee! 708 01:11:17,474 --> 01:11:19,929 That's not a penalty! 709 01:11:20,602 --> 01:11:24,137 Traitor! Shouldn't I be angry? 710 01:11:28,026 --> 01:11:30,065 Goal! 711 01:11:37,577 --> 01:11:38,573 Shame on you! 712 01:11:52,592 --> 01:11:56,376 - Jesus, why didn't you help? - Why should I help you? 713 01:11:56,596 --> 01:12:00,047 Your men have 22 legs, their men have 22 legs. 714 01:12:00,266 --> 01:12:02,592 I take care of souls, not legs. 715 01:12:02,686 --> 01:12:05,722 Did you look at that lousy referee's soul? 716 01:12:05,814 --> 01:12:08,649 He gave them a foul that we should have gotten. 717 01:12:12,153 --> 01:12:14,905 They want to kill me! Save me! 718 01:12:19,077 --> 01:12:22,493 Go back or I'll break your heads! This is a sacred place. 719 01:12:22,789 --> 01:12:27,866 Shame on you! Go back to your caves and may God forgive you. 720 01:12:28,586 --> 01:12:31,422 Make the sign of the Cross. Hurry up! 721 01:12:36,803 --> 01:12:40,717 The sign of the Cross stands between you and this man. 722 01:12:40,932 --> 01:12:45,428 It's sacrilege to violate that sacred barrier. Leave here! 723 01:12:47,939 --> 01:12:48,970 Vade retro! 724 01:13:01,911 --> 01:13:04,996 Now to us. May God punish you if you lie. 725 01:13:05,290 --> 01:13:11,293 - What did Peppone pay you so he'd win? - 2,500 lire. - Mh! 726 01:13:13,089 --> 01:13:13,836 Get out! 727 01:13:14,966 --> 01:13:17,089 Criminal! Snake in the grass! Traitor! 728 01:13:19,596 --> 01:13:21,423 Don't I have reason to be angry? 729 01:13:21,848 --> 01:13:24,339 Didn't I tell you he could be bought? 730 01:13:24,434 --> 01:13:28,135 Who offered that man 2,000 lire for the same service? 731 01:13:28,229 --> 01:13:29,724 Who can hide anything from you? 732 01:13:29,814 --> 01:13:32,388 You bribed him and you deserved to lose. 733 01:13:32,817 --> 01:13:34,857 I accept that as penance... 734 01:13:35,111 --> 01:13:39,061 ...but seeing a team like that lose, a team of real champions... 735 01:13:39,157 --> 01:13:42,989 ...it breaks your heart, it cries for revenge! - Camillo! 736 01:13:43,078 --> 01:13:46,411 You can't understand me, sport is special. 737 01:13:46,539 --> 01:13:50,917 - You either understand what I mean or you don't. - I understand you... 738 01:13:51,169 --> 01:13:55,297 ...all too well. When is the rematch? - Rematch? 739 01:13:55,882 --> 01:14:00,010 It will be 5-0! They won't even see the ball! 740 01:14:00,929 --> 01:14:02,127 Goal! 741 01:14:02,514 --> 01:14:05,965 [A few days later, old Filotti called for Don Camillo...] 742 01:14:06,101 --> 01:14:08,426 [... to speak to him of an urgent matter.] 743 01:14:08,812 --> 01:14:11,481 I need your spiritual assistance. 744 01:14:11,856 --> 01:14:14,312 Why? What did she do? 745 01:14:15,026 --> 01:14:17,564 - I did nothing wrong. - Be quiet! 746 01:14:17,654 --> 01:14:20,109 Answer only when you're asked! 747 01:14:21,316 --> 01:14:22,810 How long has it been? 748 01:14:23,151 --> 01:14:28,062 Since he made a hole in the wall. It was right at face level. 749 01:14:28,990 --> 01:14:31,612 We must have been 4 or 5 years old. 750 01:14:31,951 --> 01:14:34,905 A hole in the wall. I'll put a hole in that creep! 751 01:14:34,996 --> 01:14:38,946 Let's not exaggerate. Who is the creep? 752 01:14:39,042 --> 01:14:41,580 - Mariolino dell'Abbruciata! - That anti-Christ? 753 01:14:41,670 --> 01:14:45,003 The one who scored 2 goals and wrecked half my team? 754 01:14:45,090 --> 01:14:48,007 If your poor dead father knew you were with a Red... 755 01:14:48,093 --> 01:14:51,047 ...he'd die! - Red or not, we're marrying! 756 01:14:52,305 --> 01:14:56,137 That's no way, she's too old now to be slapped. 757 01:14:56,393 --> 01:15:00,225 Think now, this Mariolino isn't the creep you believe. 758 01:15:00,313 --> 01:15:03,398 He's the flag bearer for those mad dogs! 759 01:15:03,483 --> 01:15:06,318 You're the mad dogs, and whose fault is that! 760 01:15:06,403 --> 01:15:09,487 Poverty drives them. Old greedy men like you! 761 01:15:13,326 --> 01:15:16,493 Miss Cristina said you're a Bolshevik priest! 762 01:15:16,579 --> 01:15:18,323 I won't listen to you. Go away. 763 01:15:18,415 --> 01:15:22,911 You go to your room! You'll leave it when you return to school. 764 01:15:24,838 --> 01:15:28,123 [For weeks Mariolino heard nothing of Gina.] 765 01:15:28,216 --> 01:15:31,051 [One day he decided to ask for Cristina's help...] 766 01:15:31,136 --> 01:15:34,469 [... but Cristina had fallen in her doorway...] 767 01:15:34,639 --> 01:15:36,846 [... under the weight of her 85 years.] 768 01:15:37,350 --> 01:15:41,597 - Is she feeling better now? - No, she called for the priest. 769 01:15:41,855 --> 01:15:45,306 - She wants to see the Mayor too. - The Mayor?! Peppone?! 770 01:15:45,650 --> 01:15:48,604 What can she want from Peppone? 771 01:15:50,739 --> 01:15:55,566 Would you like me to confess a lot of filth? No, dear priest... 772 01:15:55,994 --> 01:16:01,949 ...there is none. I called because I want to die with a clean soul. 773 01:16:02,292 --> 01:16:07,915 So I'll tell you. In 1942 your dog, the one with the chopped tail... 774 01:16:08,131 --> 01:16:11,796 ...came into my garden and broke a pot of geraniums. 775 01:16:12,010 --> 01:16:13,385 I forgive you. 776 01:16:13,637 --> 01:16:17,468 - I forgive you for calling me a Bolshevik. - That's unnecessary. 777 01:16:17,641 --> 01:16:21,508 I called you a Bolshevik like I called Peppone an ass. 778 01:16:22,687 --> 01:16:26,270 Now dear Cristina, to clean what you call your soul... 779 01:16:26,441 --> 01:16:28,897 ...you must confess if you want to go to heaven. 780 01:16:29,069 --> 01:16:31,441 I'm sure I'm going to heaven. 781 01:16:31,529 --> 01:16:34,863 That's the sin of arrogance, no mortal is sure of heaven. 782 01:16:34,949 --> 01:16:36,989 No one, except for Miss Cristina. 783 01:16:37,202 --> 01:16:41,413 Because Jesus came and told her she'd go to heaven. 784 01:16:41,706 --> 01:16:44,577 So Miss Cristina is sure she's going there... 785 01:16:44,918 --> 01:16:48,334 ...unless you know more than Jesus does. - I... 786 01:16:49,881 --> 01:16:51,044 Ah, there you are! 787 01:16:51,132 --> 01:16:55,130 I forgive you for the frogs you brought to school. 788 01:16:55,512 --> 01:17:01,182 I know you're not as bad as you seem. I'll ask God to forgive your murders. 789 01:17:01,935 --> 01:17:04,640 Miss Cristina, I've never murdered anyone. 790 01:17:04,896 --> 01:17:08,894 Don't lie. Your people sent away the King and his children... 791 01:17:09,192 --> 01:17:12,063 ...to a deserted island to die of hunger. 792 01:17:12,404 --> 01:17:15,405 Don Camillo, tell her that's not true. 793 01:17:15,865 --> 01:17:21,322 There were no desert islands, no dying of hunger. They were lies. 794 01:17:21,538 --> 01:17:24,907 It wasn't only us, the elections sent him away too. 795 01:17:25,333 --> 01:17:27,955 He had more votes against him than in favor. 796 01:17:28,128 --> 01:17:31,710 That's how democracy works. 797 01:17:32,716 --> 01:17:36,760 What democracy? Kings are never sent away... 798 01:17:40,390 --> 01:17:44,257 You are the Mayor. Listen to my testimony. 799 01:17:45,395 --> 01:17:51,599 Neither the house nor the furnishings are mine. Give my clothing... 800 01:17:52,402 --> 01:17:56,400 ...to the poor. You may keep my books if you have need of them. 801 01:17:57,198 --> 01:18:02,026 You must do the exercises and study your verbs well. 802 01:18:03,204 --> 01:18:04,236 Yes, ma'am. 803 01:18:06,875 --> 01:18:11,169 I want a funeral without music. Death is a serious matter. 804 01:18:11,463 --> 01:18:19,672 I want a funeral as in civilized times, with a flag on my casket. 805 01:18:20,138 --> 01:18:27,019 - Yes, ma'am. - My flag. The one there, hanging on the wall. 806 01:18:28,313 --> 01:18:33,900 - My flag with the King's insignia. - Yes, ma'am. 807 01:18:35,570 --> 01:18:39,782 God bless you my son, even if you're a Bolshevik. 808 01:18:42,327 --> 01:18:46,277 I think I have another thing to do. 809 01:18:47,749 --> 01:18:50,536 That young couple... 810 01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:03,552 I have no more time... God will take care of it. 811 01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:13,267 You have now heard her last wishes. 812 01:19:14,693 --> 01:19:18,026 As we are in a democratic republic... 813 01:19:18,613 --> 01:19:21,780 ...I will ask the major parties their opinion. 814 01:19:23,076 --> 01:19:26,445 The reactionaries can keep quiet... 815 01:19:27,247 --> 01:19:30,450 ...because we know you'd enjoy a funeral enormously. 816 01:19:30,750 --> 01:19:33,917 You'd like the Royal March to be played too. 817 01:19:35,130 --> 01:19:37,585 In honor of one person, we cannot... 818 01:19:37,674 --> 01:19:39,750 ...disrespect the memory of 100,000 men... 819 01:19:39,843 --> 01:19:42,760 ...who died to establish the Republic. 820 01:19:42,846 --> 01:19:46,464 I oppose the royal flag's display at the funeral. 821 01:19:46,975 --> 01:19:53,262 The time of sentimentalism is over. 822 01:19:53,815 --> 01:19:56,602 If she wanted the royal flag she should have died sooner. 823 01:19:58,737 --> 01:20:00,776 We don't agree with the lightness... 824 01:20:00,864 --> 01:20:05,241 ...in which the memory of a venerated person is taken. 825 01:20:05,952 --> 01:20:08,953 On the other hand, if we respect her wishes... 826 01:20:09,581 --> 01:20:14,919 ...we risk provoking incidents which could offend her memory. 827 01:20:15,420 --> 01:20:19,370 Therefore, we are also contrary to the use of the incriminating flag. 828 01:20:20,467 --> 01:20:22,210 What do you say, Father? 829 01:20:22,552 --> 01:20:26,502 Before speaking, I will hear the Mayor's opinion. 830 01:20:27,807 --> 01:20:32,101 As Mayor, I must approve your decision... 831 01:20:33,521 --> 01:20:37,733 ...but in this town it is not the Mayor who commands, but the Communists. 832 01:20:38,818 --> 01:20:42,863 As Party Leader, I say your opinion stinks. 833 01:20:43,365 --> 01:20:46,734 Miss Cristina will go to the cemetery with her flag. 834 01:20:47,494 --> 01:20:51,538 I respect her more dead than all of you alive. 835 01:20:52,374 --> 01:20:55,956 If anyone objects, I'll throw him out of the window. 836 01:20:56,711 --> 01:21:00,923 - Does our priest have anything to say? - I concede to violence. 837 01:21:35,291 --> 01:21:37,201 [Things happen in that town...] 838 01:21:37,293 --> 01:21:40,294 [... where the sun hammers down on people's heads.] 839 01:21:40,964 --> 01:21:43,289 [Fists may be used to reason...] 840 01:21:43,633 --> 01:21:46,089 [... but the dead are still respected.] 841 01:22:15,498 --> 01:22:16,163 Come in! 842 01:22:19,878 --> 01:22:20,459 Gina! 843 01:22:22,255 --> 01:22:25,624 - What is it at this hour? - We want to be married. 844 01:22:25,759 --> 01:22:28,214 - Weddings require two people. - There are two of us. 845 01:22:28,303 --> 01:22:30,342 Why are you here, Mr. Cominform emissary? 846 01:22:30,430 --> 01:22:33,633 I told you he'd get political. Let's go. 847 01:22:33,725 --> 01:22:34,472 No, let's stay. 848 01:22:40,190 --> 01:22:43,393 - What happened to you? - His family jumped on him... 849 01:22:43,485 --> 01:22:47,019 ...when they saw him signaling me. Damned Bolsheviks! 850 01:22:47,113 --> 01:22:49,783 Your people are so nice. They beat you too! 851 01:22:49,866 --> 01:22:51,775 You're a bunch of hypocrites! 852 01:22:51,868 --> 01:22:55,818 Godless! I'll marry you to scratch your eyes out! 853 01:22:55,997 --> 01:23:00,458 - I'll marry you so I can smack you! - Stop that, or I'll beat both of you! 854 01:23:01,127 --> 01:23:04,543 The priest, my grandfather, him... 855 01:23:04,756 --> 01:23:07,792 ...everybody beats me! What did I do? 856 01:23:08,218 --> 01:23:10,625 Calm down and tell me what you want. 857 01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:13,805 - We want to be married, now! - You can't. 858 01:23:13,890 --> 01:23:17,674 You're a minor, there's a law, you need parental consent. 859 01:23:19,604 --> 01:23:22,771 Right, our parents will murder us instead! 860 01:23:22,857 --> 01:23:27,603 - Let me think, I'll come up with something tomorrow. - Marry us tonight! 861 01:23:28,071 --> 01:23:32,234 - In a few days, it won't kill you. - We'll see. 862 01:23:36,037 --> 01:23:38,908 Why do you have to marry this late at night? 863 01:23:38,999 --> 01:23:40,457 I've never seen a couple in such a hurry. 864 01:23:40,542 --> 01:23:42,581 We can't leave town without marrying. 865 01:23:42,669 --> 01:23:44,745 When we're legal, we're taking a train! 866 01:23:44,838 --> 01:23:47,542 - I can't. - You're the Mayor, right? 867 01:23:47,632 --> 01:23:50,302 You're a minor. You need parental consent. 868 01:23:50,385 --> 01:23:53,339 They'd rather kill us! 869 01:23:53,930 --> 01:23:55,887 We have to study the law. 870 01:23:56,725 --> 01:24:01,552 There may be a loophole, I'll go to Town Hall tomorrow and see. 871 01:24:02,439 --> 01:24:08,857 Meanwhile, you can sleep in my truck for tonight and you with my mother. 872 01:24:09,529 --> 01:24:11,901 I'm not sleeping anywhere if I'm not married. 873 01:24:11,990 --> 01:24:14,528 If we can't marry, we'll marry anyway... 874 01:24:14,617 --> 01:24:17,868 ...and you'll hear bells. Come with me, Mariolino. 875 01:24:22,584 --> 01:24:25,075 - They're crazy! - You're the crazy one. 876 01:24:25,253 --> 01:24:28,503 You men are all alike. Didn't you understand? 877 01:24:29,257 --> 01:24:32,626 They're doing something stupid. 878 01:24:32,802 --> 01:24:35,839 Maybe they have already. It's not so serious. 879 01:24:36,556 --> 01:24:39,806 They are capable of throwing themselves in the river. 880 01:24:40,101 --> 01:24:43,766 Didn't you hear her say that we'd hear bells? 881 01:24:43,855 --> 01:24:44,934 What bells? 882 01:24:47,609 --> 01:24:50,361 The bell in the river... You think that... 883 01:24:51,780 --> 01:24:56,489 Those idiots! If I catch them I'll make them forget about... 884 01:25:13,176 --> 01:25:16,759 - They'll hear the bells ring. - And may they all be cursed! 885 01:25:16,972 --> 01:25:20,257 Don't curse anyone when you're about to die. 886 01:25:28,316 --> 01:25:32,528 She's going to kill herself. I knew when I saw the letter. 887 01:25:32,988 --> 01:25:37,946 It said: "If we cannot be married..." My poor Gina! 888 01:25:38,284 --> 01:25:42,828 You have to find them! Do something! Move! 889 01:25:42,914 --> 01:25:46,248 Gina and Mariolino went to the swamp, ring the bells. 890 01:25:46,334 --> 01:25:47,663 We need lanterns. 891 01:25:47,752 --> 01:25:50,160 I'll take the woods, you the river edge! 892 01:25:50,255 --> 01:25:55,332 If something happened to them, God won't forgive any of you! 893 01:25:55,427 --> 01:25:57,466 - You could have married them! - What about you? 894 01:25:57,554 --> 01:25:59,297 All you needed was an "Oremus". 895 01:26:13,653 --> 01:26:15,895 Stop! Leave off! 896 01:26:18,199 --> 01:26:19,658 Behave yourselves! 897 01:26:20,452 --> 01:26:23,287 Calm down, for goodness' sake. 898 01:26:25,707 --> 01:26:26,786 Leave me alone! 899 01:26:32,547 --> 01:26:33,745 Listen to me! 900 01:26:34,966 --> 01:26:37,837 The banns will be made and they'll be married. 901 01:26:38,011 --> 01:26:40,965 Refuse authorization and I'll break your heads! 902 01:26:41,222 --> 01:26:44,888 - You're not in command here! - Stop! 903 01:26:45,268 --> 01:26:49,645 - Settle your arguments here and now. Do you want to fight? - Yes! 904 01:26:49,814 --> 01:26:52,484 Then fight once and for all! 905 01:26:52,734 --> 01:26:56,862 - Get the wedding clothes. The Bishop will marry them. - The Bishop? 906 01:26:57,072 --> 01:26:59,859 Yes! What do you think, Bolshevik? Go! 907 01:27:01,368 --> 01:27:03,360 Now let's get some sleep. 908 01:27:18,176 --> 01:27:22,256 - Mr. Mayor, what a coincidence! - I'm here because I have something to say. 909 01:27:22,806 --> 01:27:26,850 - Look, he's hiding. - Who? - Your friend, Smilzo. 910 01:27:28,269 --> 01:27:31,436 What's he doing with the pen? If he draws crows... 911 01:27:31,523 --> 01:27:35,437 ...I�ll hunt him down. - People who write on walls aren't my friends. 912 01:27:35,652 --> 01:27:40,278 - Now I know that, Mr. Mayor. - You see enemies everywhere. I want... 913 01:27:40,448 --> 01:27:44,446 Come in, I'm painting too. You can give me a hand. 914 01:27:49,165 --> 01:27:50,992 Are you getting ready for Christmas? 915 01:27:51,251 --> 01:27:54,287 Christmas always arrives sooner than expected. 916 01:27:55,171 --> 01:27:58,505 I just came to tell you that you have some nerve. 917 01:27:58,758 --> 01:28:02,838 - Get that brush up there. - Do you take me for a sacristan? 918 01:28:04,681 --> 01:28:06,839 Inaugurating the park on the kid's wedding day... 919 01:28:06,933 --> 01:28:09,720 ...is one of your criminal blows. 920 01:28:09,811 --> 01:28:12,302 This way the Bishop can bless the kids... 921 01:28:12,397 --> 01:28:15,018 ...and solemnize the family reconciliation. 922 01:28:15,108 --> 01:28:18,311 That will make it appear that you did everything... 923 01:28:18,403 --> 01:28:22,104 ...and turned water into wine. All to your benefit! 924 01:28:22,198 --> 01:28:24,274 So inaugurate the Center too. 925 01:28:24,367 --> 01:28:29,528 You know it needs another week to be done. A gentleman wouldn't do this. 926 01:28:29,831 --> 01:28:33,282 The Virgin doesn't have a moustache! 927 01:28:34,711 --> 01:28:35,909 Look how beautiful. 928 01:28:37,797 --> 01:28:41,842 This is Peppone's baby, Peppone's wife... 929 01:28:44,137 --> 01:28:45,762 ...and this is Peppone. 930 01:28:52,812 --> 01:28:54,722 And this is Don Camillo. 931 01:28:56,691 --> 01:29:00,356 So, will you delay the inauguration for a few days? 932 01:29:01,488 --> 01:29:04,607 Then it will all be ready and we'll do it together. 933 01:29:05,575 --> 01:29:08,825 Alright. Animals always understand one another. 934 01:29:11,039 --> 01:29:13,411 [The great day finally arrived.] 935 01:29:19,130 --> 01:29:24,421 I don't understand, the Bishop is always on time. 936 01:29:24,803 --> 01:29:29,630 Have you seen the Mayor this morning? I want to know what's happening here. 937 01:29:31,059 --> 01:29:36,813 [What happened was this: Peppone was trying to win this last contest.] 938 01:29:49,911 --> 01:29:53,245 No, leave it there so we can put it together fast. 939 01:29:53,331 --> 01:29:56,949 He'll have to use the bridge, he'll be half an hour late. 940 01:29:57,043 --> 01:29:58,703 But we'll get to the Citizen's Center... 941 01:29:58,795 --> 01:30:02,709 ...in minutes and we'll inaugurate it before he does. 942 01:30:02,799 --> 01:30:04,756 - Fine! - Right! 943 01:30:05,719 --> 01:30:06,632 Watch out, here he is! 944 01:30:07,178 --> 01:30:10,962 Hurry! Take your places! 945 01:30:11,266 --> 01:30:12,843 Remember... 946 01:30:14,644 --> 01:30:16,436 ...dignified indifference. 947 01:30:22,402 --> 01:30:26,352 - An accident? - We don't know, Excellency. 948 01:30:40,837 --> 01:30:42,794 It's the Mayor! 949 01:30:43,131 --> 01:30:47,081 Excellency! It's only a breakdown. 950 01:30:47,302 --> 01:30:50,718 - I see. Can I help you? - I don't think so, Excellency. 951 01:30:52,682 --> 01:30:54,509 Thank you, gentlemen. 952 01:30:57,771 --> 01:30:59,562 Thank you, Mr. Mayor. 953 01:31:00,482 --> 01:31:03,151 At my age, legs betray you. 954 01:31:04,110 --> 01:31:08,606 Good day, my sons. It seems there is nothing to do. 955 01:31:10,241 --> 01:31:13,776 I'll walk there, very slowly... 956 01:31:14,788 --> 01:31:18,868 I won't risk falling, you're very robust. 957 01:31:19,834 --> 01:31:20,866 Good morning! 958 01:31:23,463 --> 01:31:24,245 There he is! 959 01:31:25,173 --> 01:31:27,664 - He's walking! - Walking?! 960 01:31:28,593 --> 01:31:29,922 He's with Peppone! 961 01:31:32,263 --> 01:31:33,888 Pay attention, now! 962 01:31:33,974 --> 01:31:36,678 Excellency, we were waiting for you here. 963 01:31:37,727 --> 01:31:41,179 Don't be upset, I wanted to take a walk. 964 01:31:41,398 --> 01:31:44,564 The Mayor and his friends accompanied me. 965 01:31:44,818 --> 01:31:46,691 They are all very kind! 966 01:32:19,811 --> 01:32:20,676 Hi, Dad. 967 01:32:23,148 --> 01:32:30,111 Accept these humble flowers with love and from our hearts. 968 01:32:33,450 --> 01:32:37,150 How sweet, you're very good. What is your name? 969 01:32:37,787 --> 01:32:41,655 - He's my son Marco. - He's as nice as his father. 970 01:32:41,916 --> 01:32:47,587 - Yes, he is. Will we begin now? - Yes. 971 01:32:48,298 --> 01:32:50,789 I'm sorry, Excellency. I must go. 972 01:32:51,051 --> 01:32:55,843 - Why the hurry? - I'm inaugurating the Citizen's Center in minutes. 973 01:32:56,264 --> 01:33:01,259 - People are waiting for me... - Citizen's Center? 974 01:33:01,478 --> 01:33:05,096 - Don Camillo didn't tell me. - But I... 975 01:33:05,899 --> 01:33:10,691 - It would be an honor if you came, Excellency. Please come. - Of course. 976 01:33:11,112 --> 01:33:14,944 - And the city park, Excellency? - There's time later for that. 977 01:33:15,241 --> 01:33:19,453 - And the wedding? - They have their whole lives ahead of them. 978 01:33:20,872 --> 01:33:23,445 Here, we have two meeting halls. 979 01:33:23,708 --> 01:33:28,169 - Here's the gymnasium, the garden... - It's magnificent... and very useful. 980 01:33:28,588 --> 01:33:32,206 The Mayor should show you his weapons warehouse. 981 01:33:32,425 --> 01:33:35,343 I'm sure it's not as well supplied as yours. 982 01:33:35,595 --> 01:33:39,344 Don Camillo has a mortar buried somewhere. 983 01:33:39,432 --> 01:33:43,762 Didn't I tell you he's a dangerous man? You wanted him... so keep him. 984 01:33:44,354 --> 01:33:47,224 - This is our theatre. - Thank you. - Have a seat. 985 01:33:57,534 --> 01:33:58,732 What a big turn-out! 986 01:34:09,170 --> 01:34:12,337 I'm happy to see so many people here... 987 01:34:13,133 --> 01:34:17,344 ...and I'm glad I visited this beautiful place... 988 01:34:17,721 --> 01:34:20,971 ...with all these useful and pleasant things inside. 989 01:34:21,266 --> 01:34:26,094 You're lucky to have one who cares for you. 990 01:34:26,479 --> 01:34:28,555 I must leave you now. 991 01:34:28,815 --> 01:34:33,477 I must see the beautiful park which completes all this. 992 01:34:33,695 --> 01:34:35,154 Goodbye, my sons. 993 01:34:49,419 --> 01:34:52,870 - Goodbye, Excellency. - Goodbye, Mr. Mayor. 994 01:34:56,176 --> 01:35:00,125 [The town had the joy of forgetting its wounds that day.] 995 01:35:00,347 --> 01:35:02,423 [There were no more Reds opposed to Blacks...] 996 01:35:02,641 --> 01:35:05,595 [... only good people having fun.] 997 01:35:12,859 --> 01:35:15,101 How's it going, Papa Filotti? 998 01:35:16,363 --> 01:35:17,738 Well, it's going! 999 01:35:21,326 --> 01:35:23,532 - Watch out! - Alright, sorry. 1000 01:35:30,835 --> 01:35:34,880 [While the Bishop napped...] 1001 01:35:35,298 --> 01:35:36,579 [... Don Camillo...] 1002 01:35:47,143 --> 01:35:48,223 Well, you know... 1003 01:36:05,120 --> 01:36:06,495 Bravo! 1004 01:36:28,852 --> 01:36:29,717 Well done! 1005 01:36:31,146 --> 01:36:33,222 I wanted to even the score. 1006 01:36:33,481 --> 01:36:37,349 That thing couldn't trick me anymore. 1007 01:37:42,759 --> 01:37:44,384 The hinge is blocked. 1008 01:37:45,553 --> 01:37:48,969 The usual Vatican move... Let's go, Maria. 1009 01:38:03,947 --> 01:38:05,322 [Political passions...] 1010 01:38:05,407 --> 01:38:07,483 [... inflamed later that day...] 1011 01:38:07,575 --> 01:38:09,817 [... and the people began to argue.] 1012 01:38:11,746 --> 01:38:15,162 [Unfortunately, Don Camillo got involved in the debate too.] 1013 01:38:23,591 --> 01:38:28,550 Poor Don Camillo, I think you need a change of air. 1014 01:38:29,014 --> 01:38:32,180 You must go to the countryside for a rest. 1015 01:38:32,392 --> 01:38:34,349 The mountain air will be good for you. 1016 01:38:50,118 --> 01:38:52,490 You'll miss the train, Don Camillo. 1017 01:38:54,080 --> 01:38:54,780 Do you think so? 1018 01:38:55,040 --> 01:38:58,658 It's an express, it won't wait... 1019 01:38:58,752 --> 01:39:00,828 ...more than a few minutes. - Just one minute more. 1020 01:39:00,962 --> 01:39:03,797 Poor Camillo, you know they won't come. 1021 01:39:04,674 --> 01:39:08,126 I hoped someone would have the courage. 1022 01:39:08,428 --> 01:39:11,963 Peppone made his threats in every home today. 1023 01:39:12,223 --> 01:39:16,517 I know. He said if he saw anyone come to say goodbye, he'd break his bones. 1024 01:39:16,978 --> 01:39:18,437 But, I thought... 1025 01:39:19,439 --> 01:39:21,230 ...that maybe someone! 1026 01:39:23,318 --> 01:39:30,032 - Just one of them. - Men are men. Remember Peter, he betrayed me. 1027 01:39:30,241 --> 01:39:33,159 I'm a poor fool. Alright, I'll go. 1028 01:39:40,877 --> 01:39:43,498 I'm sorry I can't take you with me. 1029 01:39:44,255 --> 01:39:47,043 You know I'll be with you anyway. 1030 01:40:17,247 --> 01:40:21,410 They'll be at the station, maybe in the piazza... 1031 01:42:30,046 --> 01:42:31,624 Goodbye, Father, have a good trip. 1032 01:42:31,715 --> 01:42:33,754 Here, Father! All the best! 1033 01:42:33,842 --> 01:42:37,970 - Come back soon, Father. - Goodbye, Father, have a good trip. 1034 01:42:38,722 --> 01:42:39,967 Thank you. 1035 01:42:43,018 --> 01:42:47,596 They're old dell'Abbruciata's pigeons. I caught them in a trap. 1036 01:42:48,315 --> 01:42:49,513 Thank you, my sons. 1037 01:42:49,607 --> 01:42:51,481 Peppone's men said... 1038 01:42:51,568 --> 01:42:54,604 ...if they saw anyone in town say goodbye... 1039 01:42:54,696 --> 01:42:58,859 ...they'd beat us up. So we came here to avoid trouble. - Yes. 1040 01:42:58,950 --> 01:43:01,702 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. Thank you! 1041 01:43:01,786 --> 01:43:05,451 My husband doesn't know, but goodbye! 1042 01:43:05,540 --> 01:43:06,738 Goodbye. 1043 01:43:06,833 --> 01:43:09,620 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. - Bon voyage! 1044 01:43:09,711 --> 01:43:11,704 Thank you for everything. 1045 01:43:12,630 --> 01:43:14,956 Bon voyage, Don Camillo! 1046 01:44:15,026 --> 01:44:18,395 Before leaving our communal territory... 1047 01:44:19,489 --> 01:44:22,360 ...the people wished to offer their regards... 1048 01:44:22,909 --> 01:44:26,989 ...and express the hope that you will repose... 1049 01:44:27,455 --> 01:44:33,458 ...in your new residence. And you will return soon to your spiritual mission. 1050 01:44:36,506 --> 01:44:36,956 Ah! 1051 01:44:40,343 --> 01:44:43,677 I couldn't let us look bad to the reactionaries... 1052 01:44:43,763 --> 01:44:47,097 ...those pillars of your church! But we are not savages. 1053 01:44:47,642 --> 01:44:49,551 You behaved like bandits. 1054 01:44:49,644 --> 01:44:52,515 And you? You fought 12 men and beat them all! 1055 01:44:52,856 --> 01:44:55,429 I'm sorry I didn't break your head too. 1056 01:44:55,817 --> 01:44:58,225 We'll fix that when I get back. 1057 01:44:58,570 --> 01:45:02,153 I'll take care of that weakling priest in your place. 1058 01:45:02,282 --> 01:45:05,781 He won't get very far. Oh, here... 1059 01:45:13,084 --> 01:45:15,754 My son Marco drew it. 1060 01:45:19,257 --> 01:45:23,255 - The boy is talented! - Hm! - Really! 1061 01:45:24,179 --> 01:45:26,930 - Too bad he has a father like you. - Hm. 1062 01:45:27,432 --> 01:45:30,682 Anyway, God keep you. 1063 01:45:32,937 --> 01:45:34,597 May He keep you as well. 1064 01:45:34,939 --> 01:45:40,182 And make you easier to handle. If possible. 1065 01:46:17,691 --> 01:46:20,941 [Here's the town in a corner of Italy...] 1066 01:46:21,027 --> 01:46:24,064 [... on the Po plains. Each struggles in his way...] 1067 01:46:24,280 --> 01:46:28,409 [... to build a better world. And things happen here...] 1068 01:46:28,618 --> 01:46:32,070 [... that don't happen anywhere else in the world.] 1069 01:46:33,112 --> 01:46:43,539 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org